Thursday, September 29, 2011

Heres what i did during comp....


User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Whats up?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Im good im good, how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: Thats nice.

Cleverbot: Where are you from bob?

User: Im from Munster indiana, where are you from joe?

Cleverbot: I told you. I'm from ohio.

User: No you didn't this is our first conversation, joe.

Cleverbot: What's my favorite movie?

User: Booty Liscous 4.

Cleverbot: Avada.

User: Dogs.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite subjects.

User: Booty.

Cleverbot: What about boots?

User: There Awsome, do you have a girlfirned?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a girl.

User: Well do you have a boyfriend then?

Cleverbot: No, I don't have a boyfriend either.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I just don't.

User: Don;t you like being in a relationship?

Cleverbot: Of course yes.

User: Then why not get into one? There nice and fun.

Cleverbot: I didn't say He.

User: Well that makes no sense, whould you like to be my girlfriend, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Raise your voices.

User: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND CLEVERBOT?

Cleverbot: I'm not a girl!

User: YOu just told me you were!!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did Bot! Dont lie to me! I OWN you.

Cleverbot: You're getting boring. Good night.

User: Your getting boring so bite my ass.

Cleverbot: Because I am delaying?

User: NO, because your a liar bot, now, my comp class is almost over, and I have to get to sociology, where I actually do stuff, so bye bot, this was never going to work out anyways, your just not my type, I deserve better then you, good bye.

Cleverbot: I'm the one asking questions, you are just being rude.

User: BYE BOT!

Cleverbot: Whoa whoa, I didn't say I was going. You don't like me do you?

User: NOT ANYMORE BOT, what we had was real but now...? Its over, just leave me alone.

Cleverbot: I am confused by your obvious lack of understanding.

User: I am confused by your obvious lack of understanding.

Cleverbot: Well, your confusion by my confusion is confusing me.

User: Well, youd confusion by my confusion is confusing me.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: I wanna know why you left me bot... I loved you..

Cleverbot: Seriously? You don't want toblerone then?

User: Oh I looove toblerone, there good chocolates.

Cleverbot: Mhm very good. So are carrots :).

User: No carrots suck ass.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Bye bot...

Cleverbot: I am not a boy.


Whens the last time you did something for the first time? 9/29/2011 i had my first conversation with an artificial intellagence machine thing. adarnold1828@gmail.com, email me your first

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