Friday, September 30, 2011

My Life at 1:00 A.M.

So this girl said she'd text me back ion an hour after watching this dumb tv show for the 30th time, but she didn't.  She's not blowing me off cuz i see her almost everyday and we talk and text otherwise. It's just that she prolly fell asleep around 11:45, and her show ended at 11:30. So, im all alone in muh big house with this big ass sucker.  I have 3 of these left, which sucks cuz i used to have around 12. Theres a whole story behind them that im about to tell you so... listen.  A little bit over a year ago this foreign exchange student from somewhere not here was leaving, and her friends threw her a party.  One kid brought a ton of these big ass suckers. There Jawbreaker suckers, so there big, u can't bite them and they taste of sugar. They have a color but that doesn't matter, they taste of sugar. So anyways, no one liked them and the girl who threw party brought them to class and left them in a cabinet for over a year. Now over a year later, i go through these cabinets looking for i can't remember what, and i find these big ass suckers and start jumping up and down asking who owns them, cuz i waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant one. So the girl says yes, i can have one but she warns me that im not gunna like them. Well long story short, i love them. So i start eating them and people wanna try them. I tell them they wont like them but they dont listen and they try them and end up throwing them away. So that makes me upset. the reason people ask for them is because i eat them during class, and these things last about 2 hours alot of people see them.
            I shouldn't be allowed to eat suckers in public. I dont try to do it on purpose, just i zone out and reaaally get into my sucker. I only realized what i was doing after a bunch of jock ass's started laughing and looking at me.  I don't care what other people think its still really embarrasing when everyone in class is laughing cuz your giving your big ass sucker a blowjob.  So now. at 1:00 A.M. i started my 4th to last big sucker where no one can see me or bother me and i can be as intense as i want\
      So considering how its 1 A.M.i haven't really done anything new today, so ill leave you with an old new. Over summer, about half way through, my best friend and I stole our firs tcup form a restaurant. Its one of thsoe Red Robin cups, and its sitting in my room, along with some other cups we stole over summer. It was a really fun night. Whens the last time you did something for the first time? Email me your firsts at adarnold1828@gmail.com

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